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If You Threw Dirt on DavyJonesIf You Threw Dirt on DavyJones by Caffeine-Master
If You Threw Dirt on Davy Jones...
He would instantly and involuntarily shoot about three or four feet up into mid-air, and start having violently-hilarious seizure fits that greatly resemble some sort of game glitch, while attempting to shout odd things about plastic wrap at any innocent bystanders that just happen to be standing by. However, his shouting comes out as a loud series of really strange sound effects that sound a lot like extremely garbled-up voice acting, and also just so happen to bear a striking resemblence to an ancient and most secret chant once held sacred by the Most Ancient and Noble International House of Pancake Armor. As a result, Davy's bizarre rapid-fire yelling summons my parallel-alternate dimensional self who rides in on a sentient, winged bicycle, through a large and over-dramatic portal that suddenly and mysteriosly appears in the middle of the conveniently-located koi pond off to Davy's immediate left.
When my parallel alternate-dimensional self arrives